Priyanka Tiwari
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Suspense crime, Digital Desk : In a hilarious piece of satire from Moneycontrol's "Ticker," a fictional public spat between tech mogul Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump is threatening to unravel a supposed $38 billion in "government hugs and contracts" for Musk's companies, Tesla and SpaceX.
The parody article claims the high-stakes feud ignited over a deeply personal and trivial matter: whose hairstyle is more iconic and defies gravity more impressively. The "dispute" reportedly escalated on Musk's social media platform, X (formerly Twitter), with both figures trading imaginary barbs about hairspray integrity and follicle strength.
According to the satirical report, this "hair-raising" conflict has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power and the boardrooms of Musk's companies. Fictional analysts are quoted expressing grave concern that the public fallout could jeopardize the lucrative government contracts and subsidies that have fueled the growth of both the electric vehicle and space exploration giants.
"You don't tug on Superman's cape, and you don't mess with a former President's coif," one imaginary political strategist warned in the article. "There's $38 billion in federal support on the line. That's a lot of money to lose over a bad hair day."
The humorous piece paints a picture of Musk's executives frantically trying to perform damage control, possibly by offering Trump a lifetime supply of Tesla-branded hair gel or a free ticket to Mars to survey potential new locations for a "Trump Tower-style" hair salon.
The article serves as a witty commentary on the often-intertwined worlds of big business, big personalities, and big government, highlighting how easily personal rivalries—even fictional ones—could disrupt massive economic interests.
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