Priyanka Tiwari
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Suspense crime, Digital Desk : In a sharp work of political satire from Moneycontrol's "Ticker," veteran politician Sharad Pawar has been cast as the voice of reason against a backdrop of manufactured outrage. The fictional piece details the Opposition's growing demand for a special session of Parliament to discuss a bizarre conspiracy dubbed "Operation Sindoor."
According to the parody, this "operation" is a supposed plot by a secret society of powerful, unmarried men aimed at enforcing celibacy on the nation's youth to prevent them from getting married.
The satirical report claims the controversy escalated when Congress leader Rahul Gandhi allegedly accused his own pet dog, Pidi, of being a key operative in the scheme. The fictionalized Gandhi reportedly claimed Pidi was part of a "love jihad" plot to distract him with affection, thereby keeping him single.
When asked to comment on the escalating "crisis," the satirical version of Sharad Pawar reportedly dismissed the calls for a parliamentary debate with his characteristic pragmatism. "Parliament has far more pressing issues to address than to deliberate on the marital status of political pets," the fictional Pawar stated, pouring cold water on the mock controversy.
The article humorously concludes that Pawar's firm stance has left the "Opposition" scrambling for a new, equally sensational issue, effectively putting an end to the "Operation Sindoor" saga. The piece serves as a witty commentary on the nature of modern political discourse and media sensationalism.
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