FUNNY JOKES : Once Santa was going through the jungle.. then he lay down on the ground holding his breath after seeing the bear..

Laughing is very beneficial for the health of all of us and that is why we should not miss any opportunity to laugh and smile and keeping this in mind, in today’s post, we have brought some such funny jokes for you which are popular on social media nowadays. But they are becoming fiercely viral […]
 


FUNNY JOKES : Once Santa was going through the jungle.. then he lay down on the ground holding his breath after seeing the bear..

Laughing is very beneficial for the health of all of us and that is why we should not miss any opportunity to laugh and smile and keeping this in mind, in today’s post, we have brought some such funny jokes for you which are popular on social media nowadays. But they are becoming fiercely viral and we are sure that after reading these jokes, you too will not be able to live without laughing. So what is the delay, let’s start this process of laughing and laughing.

math class was going on
The teacher asked- Tell 1000 kg = one ton, then how much will be 3000 kilos?
Pappu- ji sir….ton, ton, ton
The teacher does not understand whether to congratulate or throw him out of class.

FUNNY JOKES : Once Santa was going through the jungle.. then he lay down on the ground holding his breath after seeing the bear..

Jali is called fire.
The extinguished is called ashes…..
On seeing whose missed call
Get off the alcohol.. it’s called baap

The stingy man giving less to Pandit ji…
Tell me such a way that money becomes money.
Pandit ji – don’t worry child, I will tell such a mantra
The more times you speak, the more money you will get.
Go to some intersection every day and say “De re Baba in the name of God”.

Beggar – what’s the matter sir, earlier you used to give 100 rupees,
Then 50 and now 25…
Sir – first I was a bachelor, then I got married
And now there’s a baby…
Beggar – Wow sir wow..
very good…it means the whole family is making a fortune on my share of money

Wife- When I came to this house there were a lot of mosquitoes… why not now?
Husband- After our marriage the mosquitoes left my house saying this…
that now the blood drinker has come…
Nothing will be left for us…

After getting married and after getting mobile
Sorry about the same thing…
that I wish I had stayed for a few more days, then
Got a good model…!

Patient – ​​Doctor sir, have to get a checkup done…?
Doctor – What’s the problem?
Patient – ​​There is pain in the liver since two-four days…!
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Patient – Yes, but making small pegs only, I am not in the mood now…!

Wife was insisting on buying a dog since a week…!
Husband getting fed up – I don’t understand
Why do you want to buy a dog?
Wife – Because when you will go to office,
So is there someone to shake my tail back and forth…!

FUNNY JOKES : Once Santa was going through the jungle.. then he lay down on the ground holding his breath after seeing the bear..

If husband has 5 missed calls then wife thinks,
I wonder what happened?
If the wife has 5 missed calls, the husband thinks,
I don’t know what will happen to me today?

Ghalib says
Every day she goes to the beauty parlor like this
Their aim is to become like-minded.
But why this thing is not understood by any Begum,
It is not possible for raisins to become grapes again.

 

A man used to be so lost in his thoughts as if he had no meaning from home.
One day his wife said – Do you know, our Munna has started walking?
The husband’s attention was elsewhere, he asked – since when?
The wife said – Oh since 2012.
Husband said – Oh! Then he must have gone in 2013